So… I went to the ballet…

6 12 2009

Thanks to an awesome Arts Council England scheme called A Night Less Ordinary I managed to go along to the Birmingham Hippodrome to see Birmingham Royal Ballet’s world famous interpretation of The Nutcracker.  Having been to the more modern ballets of Matthew Bourne‘s The Car Man, Edward Scissor Hands and this year Dorian Gray and also to the more unusual Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo. (Just a few links to send you away from this amazing blog…)

So yes, after that long winded, link laden introduction, I went to the ballet.  As the introduction was aiming at explaining, I’ve never been to a tradition *slash* classical ballet with the closest to doing so highlighted with links in the opening paragraph.  It was a very different experience from the moment I stepped foot into the Hippodrome, a theatre I’ve been to many times since moving to Birmingham for university in 2005.  From the number of men in suits and ladies in their more formal dresses (with me in my good jeans and a shirt), to the dark blue programs with Birmingham Royal Ballet and it’s crest embossed on the front and a piece of paper with that evening’s list of dancers to accompany it I established it was going to be a more cultured affair than, say, We Will Rock You!

The traditions of ballet is very different to those of a standard musical with ladies with a full orchestra who get their own round of applause before the performance, the condcutor who is as much of a draw as a celebrity would be in a smash hit West End show who also gets his pre-show applause and then the silence as the lights went down and the orchestra started playing the opening bars of the overture was something unprecedented for a show targeted at the more ‘casual’ audience member.  It wasn’t until the woman in front of us got out her gold plated opera binoculars while leaning forward to see the conductor that it dawned on me that I wasn’t in the company of an audience who would sing along to Mama Mia, but in the company of a more exclusive bunch of people who believe they can interpret the movements in front of them into an in depth story with hidden meanings and symbolic kicks of a leg or twirls on a toe.  I’m not implying that not all people in the audience hope to have butlers waiting on them hand and foot – far from it, it’s just the stereotypical view of a ballet audience was there to be seen amongst those who were either first timers like myself, or those who are of a younger generation, or those who go to the ballet to have an entertaining evening.  The best sight in the audience was a little girl coming with her Mum and Gran to meet the sugar plum fairies and to maybe set a seed in herself to either be interested in the theatre or to pester her Mum to let her go to ballet lessons and one day be Ciara or the sugar plum fairy herself.

I didn’t have expectations when I went to the theatre as to what I’d see or what I’d expect.  I knew a little bit of the story which helped and knew there was a big Christmas tree involved, what I didn’t expect was the amount of set changes, scenery and the huge amount of technical wizardry behind the scenes.  There’s a famous transformation scene where the huge room turns into Ciara’s ‘dream’ and the tree grows, the walls turn into woodland and the fireplace becomes a huge firey home for the huge rat soldiers.  Reading an interview with the stage manager she explains how it must be done exactly on time and cue otherwise there might not be a rest of the show let alone the rat soldiers trying to take Ciara away from the Nutcrackers.  The second act involves yet more amazing visuals with Ciara riding a huge bird/swan thing over a stage full of dry ice and the never ending stain glass window during the dances in the great hall like building of the magician.

On the whole the show is an amazing feat of technical know how and strength on behalf of the dancers.  To think having such strong toes would ever give anyone such an amazing career!! The dancers must have such strength and stamina to be part of such a show and to do it night after night to audiences after audiences.  I’ll take being part of that audience as an experience, clapping after solo dancers have done their solo dances mid-show and the presentation of the flowers at the end, to help me when I go to another ballet (which I hope to to extend my cultural experiences).

Maybe I’ll start rating the shows I go and see.  If you’ve never been to a ballet then go! Read up before you go, find out the story so you don’t spend the whole performance trying to work it out so you can enjoy what you’re seeing.  The Nutcracker seems to be a good one to start with (my knowledge of ballets is so extensive of course…)  Take the opportunities when they arise and inject some culture into your lives!!

Jonny





So… I have an iPhone!!

5 12 2009

Hi all!

Apologies for not blogging… I promise to change – make it an early new years resolution.  It’s not that I’ve not had anything to blog about, far from it, it’s more that I’ve just not felt as though I’ve been able to.  Nothing deep about that cos I mean it’s more that I just haven’t known how to phrase things I guess.  I’m quite embarrassed though that one of my previous blogs bigged up the lets-make-a-one-time-chart-topper-TV-Reality-Show contestant, Danyl who I now really do not like in the slightest and haven’t done since just after I bigged him up so I feel a bit stupid… My twitter (@JonnyMWright) usually has a few tweets about him every Saturday/Sunday.

Anyway, since I last blogged many moons ago things have changed slightly.  I’m still a primary supply teacher, but now I’m a primary supply teacher with an iPhone.  This thin phone has changed my life.  No joke! I twitpic everything I see, if I’m not sure about how to do something I search the app store to see if there’s an ‘app for that’, and I find myself linking every last thing I can to it (though not yet WordPress – shall do soon though!).  I’ve become an expert at docking boats on HarborMaster, landing planes on FlightControl and matching up jewels of 3 or more on Bejeweled 2 (and linking it to Facebook for Bejeweled Blitz).  I’ve become top of the Brimingham leaderboard on FourSquare (an awesome app where all you do is check in wherever you go somewhere), I’ve unleashed the mobile banking and tried to keep track of my expenses on iXpenselt.  I’ve lost count of how many apps I’ve downloaded and got rid off though.  My itunes receipts are miles long now – though almost all the items are free… good times!

I’ve had it just over a month now and think I’ve got past the point where I take it out and show it off -though I have managed to convert one blackberry user to an iPhone (maybe that was my quest?!).  I’ll be proud of that :-)

I will blog again soon…. promise!!

Jonny





So… This Avatar film… is it more Spavatar?

24 08 2009

What is all the fuss about the new James Cameron movie Avatar?  Just now I’ve noticed this article on the fantastic website Digital Spy About how the Avatar Trailer has “broken the record for the number of trailer views on its first day online”.

I’m first to admit that I jump on bandwagons but this is one I just can’t get my head round.  SO some director has spent so many years on a single film that will apparantly revolutionise (sorry about the spelling!) the film experience…. well how?! It uses 3D? Well that isn’t new.  Uses amazing computer effects? Again, not new!  To be honest the plot sounds appalling too… and I quote from Digital Spy: “Avatar centres on a paraplegic war veteran Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) who journeys to the planet Pandora and regains the use of his legs through a Na’vi avatar”.  Sounds a bit poop if you ask me.  It’ll no doubt break some records at the box office just because of the hype the studios and producers and also the geeks and fans have made about it, but will it be any good?

Likewise Dan Brown…. Is he any good?! Da Vinci Code managed to grab people’s imaginations into thinking that something in Da Vinci’s work held clues about some old mystery but looking back at the book its crap! Angels and Demons – that’s a far better book but people ignore that for Da Vinci Code.  His other books are also better but once again are over looked.  His new book coming out in a few weeks is coming out with trumpets blazing.  No doubt it’ll be a best seller on hype alone but will it be any good?!! All the copy cat books of Dan Brown books too – if they didn’t have near identical covers noone would bother.  Had a laugh in WaterStones yesterday by looking at the copy cat covers and trying to find differences between them – only the title and author being them.  GRRRRR Its frustrating!

SO if like me you haven’t seen the Avatar trailer…. are you?! I don’t plan to until I’m in a cinema and its forced at me.  But… are you excited for a film that you don’t know much about? Have a vote.

Anyway, two blogs in an hour is quite enough.  I’m off for a week but I’ll blog on my return.

Jonny





So… Do YOU Have the X Factor?

24 08 2009

*EDIT* *Embedding has been disabled – booooo!! Click on it to watch it on YouTube though*

Well 20,000 think they do! The new series started this weekend with a new audition format.  Whether or not I like the new format I’m not too sure just yet.  I do miss the old style where the judges would be more honest and there wouldn’t be a bad backing track.  It feels too much like Britain’s Got Talent and a few times you could see the Cowell go for his buzzer then realising it was the wrong show.

The best performance by far was that of Danyl as in the (hopefully) video above.  He’s a teacher so of course he’s good as all teachers are great *unbiased face of course*.  But of course, its the first  episode…. he wont be the best audition so far because the laws of the ‘lets-make-a-one-time-chart-topper-TV-Reality-Show’ state that the best audition ever is one reserved for the last one of the show (check with Danyl), secondly after a really bad one where the main judge threatens to pack it in (again check with Danyl) and finally that its the last audition of the auditon process (not check with Danyl).  Therefore I’d put money on the winner still to be shown on telly.

So if you would go audition, what would you do?! What song would you sing and how would you stand out? Its obvious blue gorillas and chicken hats do nothing for the judges though.  But the question is how do they get through THREE rounds of producer auditions before they even see the judges while some maybe decent but not great singers don’t even get past the first runner?  Oh well… the law s of the ‘lets-make-a-one-time-chart-topper-TV-Reality-Show’ state that there must be a quota per audition show between the good, the bad and the ugly.

By the way, the likely hood is that I’ll be on twitter during X Factor so why not follow?! @JonnyMWright if you were wondering *shameless plug face*

RIGHT! I’d better pack some more and sort the car out…. meant to do that yesterday…. bye!





So… This Friday Feeling…

21 08 2009

Hey all

So its Friday, the end of the week and what a quick week its been this week! I had food poisoning at the weekend into the start of the week and by the end of the week I had joined two supply agencies which will hopefully mean I’ll be getting work by mid September *insert smiley here*.  On top of all that my housemates and I have decided to be organised and do a joint weekly food shop and cook together and to arrange it all on a white board.  The most exciting thing about all this is…. yep! The Whiteboard.

The Whiteboard is an amazing thing and the Whiteboard here is even better as it also has a corkboard next to it.  That means that when we find some pins we can also leave notes or bills or letters or keys there too so not only will it have our magically-amazing-food-meal-chart-thing-and-shopping-list it’ll also be a multi purpose organisational device!  That my blogfriends is what I’ve always wanted.

After being at uni away from home for four years I’m now on my fifth set of housemates.  In halls there were seven of us in our uni flat and although most the time we got on, we always fended for ourselves.  In my second year I shared with two others but as one was a vegetarian and the other a vegan and me a meat eater we also had to fend for ourselves.  By the time I entered my third year I owned my own house thanks to tax loop holes and paperwork and my housemate *slash* tennant was some stranger I didn’t really know so we went around our own business.  Last year that housemate *slash* tennant stayed on and we were joined by a friend from my uni course and although we still tended to do our own thing, at least plates, utensils etc were more commonly shared so this year its great to finally do the ‘communal’ thing!  Of course its only been a week of doing this and I’m away next week so it may all go belly up but it’ll be great if it all works.  The Whiteboard of course is central to it working and not only do we have a whiteboard, we all have our own coloured pen for it…. colour coding… great thing!

So yep! End of the week.  Need to start packing for my week down in Cornwall that starts on Tuesday.  Although its the same place I’ve gone all my life I’m really looking forward to it, probably because I didn’t go last year as I was in America.  Not a huge camping fan nor for the fact that I’ll be sleeping in a number of tents because as the youngest I’m the easiest one to move around when its needed and noone can be bothered to pay for an extra tent (next year I’ll make sure there’s an extra tent for me!) but after camping across America last year hopefully I’ll be able to rely on those memories to get me through it!

Will blog before I go, but if I don’t over the weekend, have a good one.





So… This Mighty Brain of Google Thing…

18 08 2009

I’m not about to blog about the brains behind Google because that will be one might boring post but more so how Google is used as a brain for people, like myself, who aren’t so clever and can’t always text AQA or the 118 atheletes with their quesitons.

I’ve always like the idea of a good old Pub Quiz.  I’ve only been to one though and that was in my first year at uni when phones could only call and text and only the very high tech could send and receive photos and go online.  Anyways, my team won that quiz and we all got a share of £12 each from the prize money.  We won though cos we texted people who were at their laptops and able to go on Google or Yahoo (remember them?!) and find us answers.  These days people use their phones to go straight to Google and cut out the middle man.

I use Google on an almost daily basis (usually to check my emails on gmail) but also between 2:10 and 2:40pm on weekdays, if I’m at home to find some useless theatre knowledge to help me answer some sometimes obscure and near impossbile-without-Google questions posted by @WestEndUpdates.  They’re a company who specialise in see and stay theatre breaks in London and have a presence with theatre peeps on twitter due to their blogs, offers and now most notably their quiz which after being a twitter hit for the last few months is going to physialise (if thats a word, maybe I should put sic after that?!) into a real life pub quiz kinda thing in good ol’ Landan town.

Do I feel guilty when I Google for an answer? Do I feel as though I’m cheating? Not really.  Not with the twitter quiz anyways.  Its not as though I’m seriously competing for a prize of money.  Back to that pub quiz though, that £12 I won… was that ‘sinful’ money? Again, I don’t think so.  I can’t have been the only person in that pub texting away trying to find out the names of Donald Duck’s nephews.  Its not as though I was having a coughing fit everytime a friend got an answer wrong on Who Wants to be a Millionaire now was it?!

Ultimatly I was being innovative… but when does that cross the line of cheating?





Blog post one…. an introduction would be suitable maybe?!

18 08 2009

Hey reader/s maybe even my legion of new loyal web fans… I don’t know.

The other half works in PR and hearing PR tales and being told about ‘social media’ and also being told I should go into PR because I seem to have knowledge about ‘social media’ has got me thinking its time I blog properly.  I’ve had many attempts in the past whether it be on my old school MySpace (what ever happened to the MySpace obsession?) or on good ol’ blogger or trying to micro-blog on twitter (@JonnyMWright by the way) I’ve never really blogged ‘publically’ usually using my blogs as a personal diary thats kept under virtual lock and key.

So what the hell am I going to blog about? I’m not an expert in anything, including what I spent 4 years of my life studying…. but I have varying interests so I guess I’ll blog about my interests rather than what I know best.  Maybe this is better than getting an ‘expert’ view on something? I don’t know.  Maybe I’ll get people telling me what to think and maybe my opinions will change…. we’ll see.

So yes.  Thats some form of introduction I guess.  Enjoy

Jonny








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